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Christmas Elf Jokes For Kids

elf jokes for kids

* Why did the elf sleep in the fireplace?
– He wanted to sleep like a log!

* Why was Santa’s helper sad?
– He had low elf esteem.

* What do elves learn in school?
– The elf-abet.

* What do you call an elf who steals wrapping paper from the rich and gives it to the poor?
– Ribbon Hood!

* Which elf sings the best?
– ELFis Presley!

* What is white, green and red all over?
– A sunburned elf.

* What do elves do after school?
– Their gnome work!

Kids Madlibs About A Gingerbread Man

Mad Libs! Jumble of pencils
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Christmas Jokes For Kids

christmas jokes for kids

* Why does Santa go down the chimney?
– It SOOTS him!

* Why is it cold during Christmas?
– It’s Decemberrrr!

* What nationality is Santa?
– North Polish

* Who says, “Oh, Oh, Oh?”
– Santa walking backwards!

* Where does Santa stay when he’s on vacation?
– A Ho-ho-tel!

* What is Santa’s dog called?
– Santa Paws!

* What’s instrument do reindeers play?
– Horns!

* What did the bald man say when he got a comb for Christmas?
– Thanks! I’ll never part with it!

* What’s the best Christmas present?
– A broken drum… you can’t beat it!

* Why is Santa so good at karate?
– He has a black belt!

* What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?
– A Holly Davidson!

* What does Christmas have in common with a cat living on a beach?
– Sandy claws!

* What do monkeys sing at Christmas?
– Jungle bells, jungle bells!

* Where does Santa vote?
– The North Poll!

* What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?
– A cookie sheet!

* Which reindeer has bad manners?
– RUDEolph!

Cat Jokes For Kids

cat jokes for kids

* What do you call a cat in an automobile?
– A car-pet!

* Why are cats good at video games?
– They have nine lives!

* Why don’t cats like shopping online?
– They prefer cat-alogs!

* What’s worse than raining cats and dogs?
– Hailing taxis!

* Where did the kittens go on a field trip?
– The mew-seum!

* What looks like half of a cat?
– The other half!

* Why do cats make terrible story tellers?
– They only have one tail.

* Why do cats like TV remotes?
– It has a paws button!

* What is a cat’s favorite color?
– Purrr-ple.

* Have you ever seen a catfish?
– No. How does he hold the fishing pole?

* What do you call a cat that was caught by the police?
– A purr-patrator.

* What do cats eat for breakfast?
– Mice Crispies!

Short Kids Poem: Wishing Well

kids poem wishing well

I came across a wishing well
and had a coin to spare.
I closed my eyes and made a wish
then tossed it in the air.

I asked for my own wishing well.
(The smartest wish to make!)
I felt my craving coming true:
the ground began to shake.

I ran back home to my bedroom,
but where was my own well?
It had to be here somewhere
since I used a magic spell.

I search until the sun had set.
There’s nowhere it could hide.
Then I saw that my sink was full
with one cent by its side.

I’m glad I got another wish,
but I had wanted more.
So I’ll ask for magic lamps
with real genies galore!

Online Kids Madlibs about Me

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Turkey Jokes For Kids

turkey jokes for kids

* Why did the turkey play drums?
– He already had drumsticks!

* What sound does a turkey’s phone make?
– Wing! Wing!

* What do you call it when it rains turkeys?
– Foul weather!

* What side of a turkey has the most feathers?
– The outside!

* Why do turkeys always “gobble, gobble”?
– They never learned good table manners!

* What key won’t open any door?
– A turkey!

* Why did the Pilgrims eat turkey for Thanksgiving?
– The moose wouldn’t fit in their oven!

Thanksgiving Jokes For Kids

thanksgiving jokes for kids corn

* Why do pilgrims’ pants fall down?
– They wear their belt buckles on their hats!

* What should you wear to Thanksgiving dinner?
– A har-vest!

* Why did the scarecrow win the Nobel Prize?
* He was out standing in his field!

* What’s a pumpkin’s favorite sport?
– Squash!

* How do you grow mashed potatoes?
– Run over your field with a steamroller!

* Where did the Pilgrims stand when they landed?
– On their feet!

* If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?
– Pilgrims!

* What is Dracula’s favorite holiday?
– Fangs-giving!

* What did baby corn say to mama corn?
– Where’s popcorn?

* Where did the first corncob come from?
– The stalk brought it!

* What smells the best at Thanksgiving dinner?
– Your nose!

* What’s the difference between a pirate and a cranberry farmer?
– A pirate buries his treasure, but a cranberry farmer treasures his berries.