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Bug Jokes For Kids

Bug Jokes For Kids

* How do fleas travel?
– By itch-hiking!

* What do you call a wasp?
– A wanna-bee!

* Why did the queen bee go to the doctor?
– She had hives!

* What is the greasiest bug?
– A butter-fly!

* What green bug jumps over cups?
– A glasshopper!

* Why did the bee cry?
– He missed his honey.

* What is the biggest ant in the world?
– An eleph-ant!

– What’s a moth’s favorite class at school?
– Moth-matics!

* How do bees brush their hair?
– With honey comb!

* Where do butterflies like to dance?
– Moth balls!

* Where do sick bees go?
– The wasp-ital!

* How do you know if a fly is an actor?
– He’s on the screen!

* What bugs live in clocks?
– Ticks!

Strawberry Jokes for Kids

Strawberry Jokes For Kids

* What’s a scarecrow’s favorite fruit?
– Straw-berries!

* Why were the strawberries late?
– They were trapped in a jam!

* What is red and goes up and down?
– A strawberry in an elevator!

* What do you call a sad strawberry?
– A blueberry.

* How do you make a Strawberry shake?
– Put it into the freezer until it shivers!

* What dessert does a turkey like?
– Strawberry gobbler!

Zoo Jokes for Kids

zoo jokes for kids

* Why couldn’t anyone call the zoo?
– All the phone lions were busy!

* What did the buffalo say to his kid when he went to work?
– Bi-son!

* What did one toad say to the other?
Wart’s new?

* Why wasn’t the octopus at the zoo?
– He joined the ARMY!

* What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?
– A pie-thon!

* What do you call a crying Camel?
– A humpback wail!

* What are zoo’s floors made of?
– Rep-tiles!

* Where do sheep get their hair cut?
– At the baa baa shop!

* Where do kangaroos like to eat?
– At ihop!

* How can you trick a sheep?
– Pull the wool over his eyes!

* What happened when the owl lost his voice?
He didn’t give a hoot!

* Where do cows go for lunch?
– The calf-eteria!

If you are looking for animal jokes, I also have collections of bird jokes, cat jokes, chicken jokes, cow jokes, fish jokes, horse jokes, monkey jokes, and poodle jokes.

Storm, Rain, Weather Jokes for Kids!

weather storm jokes for kids

* What is a king’s favorite weather?
– Hail!

* What does a cloud wear under his raincoat?
– Thunderwear!

* Why did the woman open her purse in the park?
– She expected some change in the weather.

* What’s a tornado’s favorite game?
– Twister!

* Why did the hurricane wear a monocle?
– It only had one eye!

* How does the rain tie its shoes?
– With a rainbow!

* What did one raindrop say to the other?
– Two’s company. Three’s a cloud!

* What happens when it rains cats and dogs?
– You might step in a poodle!

* What goes up when the rain comes down?
– An umbrella!

* Why was the lightning bolt in the news?
– Are you sure you want to know… it’s shocking!

* What is the opposite of a cold front?
– A warm back!

* What did the tornado say to the washing machine?
– Want to go for a spin?

* Why should you avoid tornado chasers?
– They’re always passing wind.

* Why shouldn’t you fight with a cloud?
– He’ll storm out on you!

Monkey Jokes For Kids

monkey jokes for kids

* What should you bring to a party in the jungle?
– Chimps and dip!

* What did the banana say to the monkey?
– Nothing, bananas can’t talk!

* What do monkeys wear when they are cooking?
– Ape-rons!

* Where should a monkey go when he loses his tail?
– To a retailer!

* What do you call a monkey with a wand?
– Hairy Potter!

* What do you call an angry monkey?
– Furious George!

* What kind of monkey flies?
– A hot air baboon!

* What do you call a monkey with a banana in each ear?
– Anything you want… he can’t hear you!

* What do you call a monkey that sells potato chips?
– A chipmunk!

* Where do monkeys get their gossip?
– Through the ape vine!

* Where does a baby ape sleep?
– In an apricot!

* Why do gorillas have such big nostrils?
– Because they have big fingers!

Chocolate Jokes For Kids

chocolate jokes for kids

* Why did the doughnut visit the dentist?
– He needed a chocolate filling!

* What do you call stolen cocoa?
– Hot chocolate!

* What fruit loves chocolate?
– A cocoa-nut!

* What did the astronaut say when he stepped on a chocolate bar?
– I just set foot on Mars!

* Why did the farmer buy a brown cow?
– He wanted chocolate milk!

* Which chocolate is in the baseball Hall of Fame?
– Babe Ruth!

* What dessert can fly a spaceship?
– A Chocolate Chip Wookiee!

* How can you tell there are chocolate chip cookies in the oven?
– There are M&M shells all over the floor!

Apple Jokes For Kids

apple jokes for kids

* When is an apple grouchy?
– When it’s a crab apple!

* Why did the apple cry?
– It’s peelings were hurt!

* What Apple isn’t an Apple?
– A Pineapple!

* What did the apple skin say to the apple?
– I’ve got you covered

* What reads and lives in apples?
– Bookworms!

* What’s worse than finding a worm in your apple?
– Finding half a worm!

* How do you make an apple turnover?
– Roll it down hill!

* What is the left side of an apple?
– The part that you don’t eat!

* Why didn’t the worm go to Noah’s ark in an apple?
– Everyone had to go in PAIRS!

Cheese Jokes for Kids

Kids Jokes About Cheese

* What’s a pirate’s favorite cheese?

* What do you call sad cheese?
– Blue cheese!

* What did the queen say when a man threw cheese at her?
– How dairy!

* What do you call cheese that is acting crazy?
– A basket queso!

* What’s the pope’s favorite cheese?
– Swiss. It’s holy!

Knock Knock
Who’s There?
Cheese Who?
Cheese a jolly good fellow!

* What do you call cheese that isn’t yours?
– Nacho Cheese!

* What do witches put on their bagels?
– Scream cheese!

* When should you keep an eye on your cheese?
– When it’s up to no Gouda!

* What cheese is made backwards?
– Edam!

* Why didn’t the cheese want to get sliced?
– It had grater plans!

* What did the cheese say before having its picture taken?
– People!

* Why doesn’t cheddar like to party with crackers?
– Someone always cuts the cheese!

Hamburger & Fry Jokes for Kids

kids jokes about hamburgers

* What do polar bears eat for lunch?
– Ice berg-ers!

* What’s a potato’s motto?
– If at first you don’t succeed, fry, fry again!

* How do you stop someone from stealing your grill?
– With a burger alarm!

* How do you make a hamburger laugh?
– Pickle it!

* What day do potatoes hate the most?
– Fry-day!

* Did you hear about the hamburger patty who told funny jokes?
– He was on a roll!

* Where were the first French Fries made?
– In Greece!

* Why was the cheeseburger sad?
– It had blue cheese!

* What do you call a pig thief?
– A hamburglar!

* What do you call a nice french fry?
– A sweet potato!

Kids Jokes about Birds

kids jokes about birds

* How do flocks of crows stay together?
– Vel-crow!

* How does a penguin build a house?
– Igloos it together!

* Why was the crow on a telephone pole?
– He wanted to make a caw!

* What do you get if you cross a parrot and a shark?
– A bird that talks your ear off!

* Why did the owl say, “Tweet, tweet?”
– He didn’t give a hoot!

* What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?
– A fire-quaker!

* How does a penguin make pancakes?
– With flippers!

* Someone said you sounded like an owl.
– Who?

* Why do pelicans carry fish in their beaks?
– They don’t have any pockets!

* Who’s a penguin’s favorite Aunt?
– Aunt-Arctica!

* What kind of bird doesn’t need a comb?
– A bald eagle.

* What’s an owl’s favorite subject?
– Owl-gebra!

* Where do penguins watch movies?
– At dive-in theatres!

* What do you call a funny chicken?
– A comedi-hen!