* What do frogs wear on their feet?
– Open toad shoes!
* What do you call a frog with no hind legs?
* What do stylish frogs wear?
* What’s a frog’s favorite day?
– Leap day!
* What did one toad say to the other?
– Wart’s new!
* What has more lives that a cat?
– A frog goes croaks every night!
* Why are frogs so happy?
– They eat what bugs them!
* What happens when two frogs collide?
– They get tongue tied!
* What happens when a frog parks in a no-parking zone?
– His beetle gets toad!
* What do you call a girl with a frog in her hair?
* Why are frogs such liars?
– They are amFIBians!