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Jokes for Kids about Water

kids jokes about water

* Where can you find an ocean with no water?
- On a map!

* What kind of rocks are never under water?
- Dry ones!

* Why are some fish at the bottom of the ocean?
- They dropped out of school!

* What runs, but never walks?
- Water!

* What did the ocean say to the beach?
- Nothing, it just waved!

* What do mermaids sleep on?
- Water beds!

* What do you get when you throw a billion books into the ocean?
- A title wave!

* What kind of hair did the ocean have?
- Wavy!

* Who cleaned the bottom of the ocean?
- A Mer-Maid

* Why were the student’s grades underwater?
- They were all below C level.

* What happens if you throw a white hat into the Black Sea?
- It gets wet!

Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Water?
Water who?
Water you waiting for? Open the door!

Kids Jokes about the Queen

Queen Jokes For Kids Crown

* What’s a royal pardon?
- What you say when a Queen burbs!

* Why is England the wettest country?
- The queen has reigned for years!

* Where do kings and queens get crowned?
- On the head!

* Where does the Queen keep her armies?
- Up her sleevies.

* What do people say if a knight in shining armor gets killed?
- Rust in peace!

* Who made King Arthur’s round table?
- Sir-Cumference

* What has six legs, four ears and a suit of armor?
- A king on horseback!

* When is a piece of wood like a king?
- When it’s the ruler!

* What is the first thing a queen does when she comes to the throne?
- Sits down!

Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Queen?
Queen who?
Queen your room. It’s filthy!

Halloween Jokes For Kids

halloween jokes for kids

* Why are graveyards noisy?
- Because of all the coffin!

* What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?
- Lots of blood tests!

* Why couldn’t the ghost see its mom and dad?
- They were trans-parents!

* What do you call two witches who share a broom?
- Broom mates.

* What room can’t ghosts go in?
- The “living” room!

* Why do witches use brooms?
- Vacuum cleaners are far too heavy!

* Why did the skeleton go to the barbecue?
- To get a spare rib.

* Why do vampires need mouthwash?
- They have bat breath.

* What did the mummy say to the detective?
- Let’s wrap this case up.

* What is a ghost’s favorite ride?
- A roller-ghoster.

* What witch is good when it’s dark?
- A lights-witch!

* What do you get when two skeletons dance in a biscuit tin?
- Noise!

* What are a ghost’s favorite pants?
- Boo jeans!

* What do you read on Halloween?
- Boo-ks

* What monster plays tricks on Halloween?
- Prank-enstein!

* What did the skeleton order with his drink?
- A mop.

* Why is a cemetery a great place to write a story?
- There are so many plots there!

* Why did the vampires cancel the baseball game?
- They couldn’t find their bats.

* What do ghosts eat for dinner?
- Spook-getti!

* Where do ghosts get their mail?
- At the ghost office.

* What can you say about a horrible mummy joke?
- It Sphinx!

* What do witches put on their hair?
- Scare spray!

Online Kids Madlibs: Queen

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Short Kids Poem: Video Games

Kids Poem Video Games

I wish there was a video game
that let me clean me room
with shiny mops and old dust pans
and dreary, deathly doom.

I want explosive mess-be-gones,
robotic cleaning whales.
They all know how to save the Earth
and vacuum with their tales.

But since there aren’t aliens
who’ve learned to make my bed
I guess I’ll have to just sit here
and play my games instead!

School Lunch Jokes For Kids

school lunch lady jokes kids

* What do you call someone who eats school lunch everyday?
- Starving!

* What’s the only sandwich worse than school lunch?
- A knuckle sandwich!

* What do you call the lunch lady who fixes fruit?
- A cherry cobbler!

* What’s the difference between school lunches and a pile of slimy snails?
- School lunches are served on a plate!

* Did you hear about the students that could learn super quickly?
- They started bringing their own lunches the second day.

* What stops a lunchroom food fight?
- A peas treaty!

* What’s the worst thing about eating school lunch?
- The food!