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Fun Kids Riddle: Beach

fun kids riddle seagull
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Short Kids Poem About Books

short kids poem about books

With my magic book
I travel throughout time.
I usually take a trip
right before bedtime.

I’ve beat a dreadful witch
with my trusty duck.
I drove myself to school
in a monster truck.

I’ve camped on pink mountains.
I’ve sword-fought under sea.
I even caught a burglar
as tiny as flea.

With my magic book
I travel throughout time
’cause when I flip the page,
I see a different rhyme.

Fun Kids Riddle: Music

fun kids riddle music
What happens when you mix a canary and a snake?

Short Kids Poem: Farts

short kids poem farts

I was really gassy
visiting New York.
There were many times
I wished I had a cork.

I farted at museums
with Lady Liberty.
Then I was on Wall Street
and really set them free.

I tooted in Time Square
and blasted Central Park.
When we watched a play,
I butt-honked after dark.

I farted all the time.
I farted myself silly.
If you go to New York,
do NOT eat any chili!

Fun Kids Riddle: Animal

Fun kids riddle animal
Why did the leopard wear a striped shirt?

Lettuce Jokes For Kids

lettuce jokes for kids
Knock, Knock
Who’s there?
Lettuce
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in… we’re cold!

* Why did the lettuce go red?
- It saw the salad dressing.

* What did the Bacon say to the Tomato?
- Lettuce get together!

* What can you cook with epileptic lettuce?
- Seizure salad!

A man went to the doctors with lettuce hanging out of his ear. “That looks bad,” the doctor said. “This is just the tip of the iceberg!” the man replies.

Fun Kids Riddle: Elephant

Fun kids riddle elephant
What time is it if an elephant sits on a clock?

Short Kids Poem: Australia

short kids poem Australia
I shared a bowl of popcorn
with a kangaroo
and bought a pet koala
at the Sydney Zoo.

It turns out my Koala’s
an expert singing Strauss
so we sang together
at the Opera House.

After our big show
we met a cockatoo
who drove us to the beach
for a bar-be-que.

The bar-be-que was fun
but we had to keep it brief:
tomorrow we are going
to snorkel the great reef!

Fun Kids Riddle: Scarecrow

Fun kids riddle scarecrow
What is a scarecrow’s favorite fruit?