* What are dinosaurs floors made out of?
* Which dinosaur always crashed his car?
– Tyrannosaurus wrecks!
* Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl in the bathroom?
– The ‘p’ is silent!
* What does a triceratops sit on?
– Its tricera-bottom!
* What makes more noise than a dinosaur?
– Two dinosaurs!
* What do you call a dinosaur with no eyes?
* What do you call a sleeping dinosaur?
– A dino-snore or a Stego-snorus!
* What did dinosaurs have that no other animal had?
– Baby dinosaurs!
* What did the dinosaur say after she walked into a boulder?
* What do you get if you cross a pig with a dinosaur?
– Jurassic Pork!
* Who did dinosaurs call for help?
* How do you know if there’s a dinosaur under your bed?
– Your nose bumps the ceiling!
* What’s as big as a dinosaur but weighs nothing?
– His shadow!
* What came after the dinosaur?
– Its tail!