Short Kids Poem: Too Many Hansons

poem for kids phones
I’m flipping through the phone book
astonished by my find:
there are too many last names
that are the same as mine!

400 Harry Hansons,
A thousand Jens and Sams,
250 Stevens,
And twenty Bens and Pams.

A Hranson (silent R),
The Hansens and ten Matts.
I think Meow-er Hanson
May be somebody’s cat.

Why are there all these Hansons
with names just like my own?
I guess it’s because each of them
has a telephone!

About Author Steve Hanson

Steve Hanson is the author of The Dax and Zippa Series, Monsters Midnight Feast, Wizards In The West, Butterflies Don't Chew Bubblegum and The Whens. View his Profile.

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