Online Madlibs: Worst Valentine’s Day

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14 thoughts on “Online Madlibs: Worst Valentine’s Day

  1. I had the worst Valentine’s Day. My date promised to take me to Detroit, but instead he/she brought me to the Christmas Tree Lot just down the block. He/she had arranged for the cashier to give me a Walnut when we checked out, but the cashier was out sick and my date forgot his/her money so I had to pay for his/her Candy Bar Wrapper. We walked to the Stinky Shower Curtain restaurant, which is the cheapest place in town. A Gilbert Godfried cover band played the same song over and over while we waited 45 hours for a table. I swore I even saw a Kitten run across the floor while we were waiting. At that point I called things off. It wasn’t worth it to wait any longer for a lousy Tacos.

  2. I had the worst Valentine’s Day. My date promised to take me to Reykjavik, but instead he/she brought me to the The Chocolate Bar just down the block. He/she had arranged for the cashier to give me a Snuff Box when we checked out, but the cashier was out sick and my date forgot his/her money so I had to pay for his/her Predator Drone. We walked to the Scruffy Carpet Shark restaurant, which is the cheapest place in town. An Ozzy cover band played the same song over and over while we waited 13 hours for a table. I swore I even saw a Sloth run across the floor while we were waiting. At that point I called things off. It wasn’t worth it to wait any longer for a lousy Turkish Delight.

  3. Mine was:I had the worst Valentine’s Day. My date promised to take me to Chicago, but instead he/she brought me to the Fox Valley Mall just down the block. He/she had arranged for the cashier to give me a sweater when we checked out, but the cashier was out sick and my date forgot his/her money so I had to pay for his/her speaker. We walked to the awesome blanket restaurant, which is the cheapest place in town. A Niall Horan cover band played the same song over and over while we waited 22 hours for a table. I swore I even saw a panda run across the floor while we were waiting. At that point I called things off. It wasn’t worth it to wait any longer for a lousy Nandos.

  4. I had the worst Valentine’s Day. My date promised to take me to New York, but instead he/she brought me to the Walmart just down the block. He/she had arranged for the cashier to give me a ribbon when we checked out, but the cashier was out sick and my date forgot his/her money so I had to pay for his/her ballet shoes. We walked to the ugly ring restaurant, which is the cheapest place in town. A Selena Gomes cover band played the same song over and over while we waited 2000 hours for a table. I swore I even saw a elephant run across the floor while we were waiting. At that point I called things off. It wasn’t worth it to wait any longer for a lousy burgers

  5. I had the worst Valentine’s Day. My date promised to take me to LA, but instead they brought me to the Hy-vee just down the block. My date had arranged for the cashier to give me a music stand when we checked out, but the cashier was out sick and my date forgot his/her money so I had to pay for his/her wizard. We walked to the white slide restaurant, which is the cheapest place in town. A Sabrina Carpenter cover band played the same song over and over while we waited 890765123409876543211234567890 hours for a table. I swore I even saw a Squirrel run across the floor while we were waiting. At that point I called things off. It wasn’t worth it to wait any longer for a lousy corn.

  6. I had the worst Valentine’s Day. My date promised to take me to Asia, but instead they brought me to the underwear store just down the block. My date had arranged for the cashier to give me a glasses when we checked out, but the cashier was out sick and my date forgot their money so I had to pay for his/her wig. We walked to the cracked cheese restaurant, which is the cheapest place in town. A Taylor swift cover band played the same song over and over while we waited zero hours for a table. I swore I even saw a donkey run across the floor while we were waiting. At that point I called things off. It wasn’t worth it to wait any longer for a lousy broccoli.

  7. I had the worst Valentine’s Day. My date promised to take me to London, but instead they brought me to the Walmart just down the block. My date had arranged for the cashier to give me a Shirt when we checked out, but the cashier was out sick and my date forgot their money so I had to pay for his/her minivan. We walked to the slimy Ferrari restaurant, which is the cheapest place in town. A Taylor Swift cover band played the same song over and over while we waited 5555556573565656754454365643743776476347637643537467278436634763276374673426324862378637453242378312786324764327863286238467342679346863276537426834784374368324737426892364374973643296436489328425842999999999999999999999999999999999999899999999999999999999999999999767134273456340999999999999 hours for a table. I swore I even saw a Chipmunk run across the floor while we were waiting. At that point I called things off. It wasn’t worth it to wait any longer for a lousy chocolate.

  8. I had the worst Valentine’s Day. My date promised to take me to west palm beach, but instead they brought me to the fat mart just down the block. My date had arranged for the cashier to give me a yo mamma!! when we checked out, but the cashier was out sick and my date forgot their money so I had to pay for his/her something. We walked to the stupid you restaurant, which is the cheapest place in town. A someone cover band played the same song over and over while we waited 0 hours for a table. I swore I even saw a turd run across the floor while we were waiting. At that point I called things off. It wasn’t worth it to wait any longer for a lousy gingerbread man.

  9. I had the worst Valentine’s Day. My date promised to take me to Los Angles, but instead they brought me to the Apple store just down the block. My date had arranged for the cashier to give me an apple when we checked out, but the cashier was out sick and my date forgot their money so I had to pay for his/her hair. We walked to the pretty balloon restaurant, which is the cheapest place in town. A Taylor Swift cover band played the same song over and over while we waited zero hours for a table. I swore I even saw a pig run across the floor while we were waiting. At that point I called things off. It wasn’t worth it to wait any longer for a lousy Sandwich.

  10. I had the worst Valentine’s Day. My date promised to take me to New Orleans, but instead they brought me to the Forever 21 just down the block. My date had arranged for the cashier to give me a blimp when we checked out, but the cashier was out sick and my date forgot their money so I had to pay for his/her cauliflower. We walked to the Amish bass clarinet restaurant, which is the cheapest place in town. A Marco Rubio cover band played the same song over and over while we waited 17 hours for a table. I swore I even saw a unicorn run across the floor while we were waiting. At that point I called things off. It wasn’t worth it to wait any longer for a lousy garlic bread.

  11. I had the worst Valentine’s Day. My date promised to take me to Busan, but instead they brought me to the home plus just down the block. My date had arranged for the cashier to give me a mice when we checked out, but the cashier was out sick and my date forgot their money so I had to pay for his/her worm. We walked to the small bus restaurant, which is the cheapest place in town. A valentine cover band played the same song over and over while we waited 3 hours for a table. I swore I even saw a lion run across the floor while we were waiting. At that point I called things off. It wasn’t worth it to wait any longer for a lousy chicken.

  12. we loved the valentine activities they were so fun.we also love your regular mad libs. we hope to play it more often. P.S i love everything you guys make and publish. I hope to read some of your books.

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