A spider asked her daughter
What would you like to eat?
I’m sure that I can make you
Any scrumptious sort of treat.
Like Grub-ble beetle bubble gum?
Mothed potatoes soaked in plum?
Cricket Coleslaw Crepes with Lime?
Ant-a-roni drenched in slime?
Locust larva on a stick?
Barbequed-Bee smoked with tick?
Mesquite mosquito? Slug fillet?
Flea Burrito? Worm Saute?
She thought about those options.
“They all sound really nice.
But what I’d really like to eat
Is simply deep flied rice.”