Short Kids Poem: Standing on a Chair

short kids poem chair
I’m standing on a chair!
I’m standing on a chair!
I don’t know why Mom’s worried
I’m just standing on a chair!

You’d think she’d be freaked out
By the lion in my room
But seeing shoes on fabric
Is what really makes her fume.

I bath with toxic jellyfish.
I ride a crocodile.
But if I’m on the sofa then
Her mood becomes hostile.

I often sleep with scorpions
And wrestle with a bear.
I don’t know why Mom’s worried.
I’m just standing on a chair!

About Author Steve Hanson

Steve Hanson is the author of The Dax and Zippa Series, Monsters Midnight Feast, Wizards In The West, Butterflies Don't Chew Bubblegum and The Whens. View his Profile.

2 thoughts on “Short Kids Poem: Standing on a Chair

  1. Oh how I love making mud cakes,
    When it’s raining, I run out the door.
    After I get back inside, Mom calls:
    “Take off your shoes and please clean the floor!”

    • Great rhyme, Adam! I’m guessing your mom didn’t like shoes on the chairs either :)

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