Because it’s Thanksgiving, I must give my thanks
For all of my successful November pranks.
I stuffed every mailbox with dry fallen leaves
And shortened the length of my Mom’s sweater sleeves.
I hid chocolate mousse in my sister’s right shoe
And swapped my dad’s hair gels for bottles of glue.
My pranks all worked out! I should plan another.
(I’m so grateful that I could blame my brother!)