Valentine Jokes For Kids

valentine jokes

* What did the carpet salesman give his wife for Valentine’s Day?
– Rugs and kisses!

* Why did the banana go out with the raisin?
– Because it couldn’t get a date.

* Why do valentines have hearts on them?
– Because spleens and livers are gross!

* What kind of flowers should you never give on Valentine’s Day?
– Cauliflowers!

* What did the boy bee say to the girl bee on Valentine’s Day?
– You are bee-utiful! Will you bee my honey?

* What did the octopus boy say to the octopus girl?
– Can I hold your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand?

* What did the caveman give his wife on Valentine’s Day?
– Ughs and kisses!

* What did the painter say to her boyfriend on Valentine’s Day?
– I love you with all my art!

* What do you call two birds in love?
– Tweethearts!

About Author Steve Hanson

Steve Hanson is the author of The Dax and Zippa Series, Monsters Midnight Feast, Wizards In The West, Butterflies Don't Chew Bubblegum and The Whens. View his Profile.

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