* What did the carpet salesman give his wife for Valentine’s Day?
– Rugs and kisses!
* Why did the banana go out with the raisin?
– Because it couldn’t get a date.
* Why do valentines have hearts on them?
– Because spleens and livers are gross!
* What kind of flowers should you never give on Valentine’s Day?
* What did the boy bee say to the girl bee on Valentine’s Day?
– You are bee-utiful! Will you bee my honey?
* What did the octopus boy say to the octopus girl?
– Can I hold your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand?
* What did the caveman give his wife on Valentine’s Day?
– Ughs and kisses!
* What did the painter say to her boyfriend on Valentine’s Day?
– I love you with all my art!
* What do you call two birds in love?