I swear that this jam weighs as much as a bridge.
I don’t think that I’ll get it out of the fridge.
I see tiny bubbles that float all around
every time the jam makes a trumpet sound.
I took off the lid and saw something bizarre.
There was an elephant inside my jar.
I don’t think that I’ll put this jam on my bread.
(I’ll stick with peanut butter on toast instead).