Elephant Jokes For Kids

elephant jokes kids

* What do you call an elephant in your bathroom?
– Stuck!

* What do you get when an elephant sky dives?
– A big hole.

* What is the difference between an elephant and a banana?
– If you don’t know, I’m never eating a banana split at your house!

* How can you tell if there’s an elephant in the ice cream shop?
– His bike is outside.

* What time is it when an elephant sits in a chair?
– Time to buy a new chair!

* What’s big and grey with horns?
– An elephant marching band!

* How do you raise a baby elephant?
– With a fork lift!

* How do you get down from an elephant?
– You don’t! You get down from a duck.
(Down is another name for duck feathers!)

* How can you tell the difference between a grape and an elephant?
– Grapes are purple.

* How is an elephant like a pencil?
– Both are yellow… except for the pencil.

* What did the peanut say to the elephant?
– Nothing! Peanuts can’t talk.

* What do you call an elephant at the North Pole?
– Lost.

* What is the difference between an elephant and a flea?
– An elephant can have fleas but fleas can’t have elephants.

About Author Steve Hanson

Steve Hanson is the author of The Dax and Zippa Series, Monsters Midnight Feast, Wizards In The West, Butterflies Don't Chew Bubblegum and The Whens. View his Profile.

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