Easter Jokes For Kids

Easter Jokes For Kids
* What does the Easter Bunny do in the rain?
– Get wet!

* How did the soggy Easter Bunny dry himself?
– With a hare-dryer!

* How does the Easter Bunny stay fit?
– Egg-xercise and hare-robics!

* How do you catch a rabbit?
– Make a noise like a carrot.

* What do you get if you cross the Easter Bunny with an insect?
– Bugs bunny

* Why shouldn’t you ever tell a joke to an Easter egg?
– It might crack up!

* How does the Easter Bunny afford to buy so much candy?
– He’s a million-hare!

* How many Easter eggs can you put in an empty basket?
– One… after that it’s not empty any more!

About Author Steve Hanson

Steve Hanson is the author of The Dax and Zippa Series, Monsters Midnight Feast, Wizards In The West, Butterflies Don't Chew Bubblegum and The Whens. View his Profile.

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