Poodle Jokes For Kids

poodle jokes for kids

* How do you wash a dog?
– With shampoodle!

* How long are a poodle’s legs?
– Just long enough to reach the ground!

* What happens when it rains cats and dogs?
– You might step in a poodle!

* Why are poodles terrible dancers?
– They have two left feet!

* What markets should poodles avoid?
– Flea markets!

* What do you get if you cross a cocker spaniel, a poodle and a rooster?
– Cockerpoodledoo!

* What does a poodle call his dad?
– Paw!

* What did the poodle say when he sat on sandpaper?
– Ruff! Ruff!

* What happens when a poodle eats too much garlic?
– His bark is much worse then his bite!

* Did you hear about the poodle that gave birth outside?
– She got a ticket for littering!

About Author Steve Hanson

Steve Hanson is the author of The Dax and Zippa Series, Monsters Midnight Feast, Wizards In The West, Butterflies Don't Chew Bubblegum and The Whens. View his Profile.

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