* How do you wash a dog?
– With shampoodle!
* How long are a poodle’s legs?
– Just long enough to reach the ground!
* What happens when it rains cats and dogs?
– You might step in a poodle!
* Why are poodles terrible dancers?
– They have two left feet!
* What markets should poodles avoid?
– Flea markets!
* What do you get if you cross a cocker spaniel, a poodle and a rooster?
* What does a poodle call his dad?
* What did the poodle say when he sat on sandpaper?
– Ruff! Ruff!
* What happens when a poodle eats too much garlic?
– His bark is much worse then his bite!
* Did you hear about the poodle that gave birth outside?
– She got a ticket for littering!