Math Jokes For Kids

math jokes for kids

* Why did the girl eat her math homework?
– The teacher told her it was a piece of cake.

* Why was the math book sad?
– It had too many problems!

* What do math teachers eat?
– Square meals!

* What did the witch doctor say to the mathematician?
– Hex-a-gone

* If you had 9 apples in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have?
– Really big hands!

* How do you make one vanish?
– Add a ‘g’ and it’s gONE!

* What do you call an empty parrot cage?
– Polly-gone.

* What does the zero say to the the eight?
– Nice belt!

* What is T. Rex’s favorite number?
– Eight!

* How does the mathematician cut his hair?
– “Eclipse it” (He clips it!)

* Why do plants hate math?
– It gives them square roots.

* What do ducks use for math?
– A QUACK-ulator!

* Why do mathematicians like airlines?
– They love Pi-lots.

* Why did the girl wear glasses during math class?
– It improved di-vision!

About Author Steve Hanson

Steve Hanson is the author of The Dax and Zippa Series, Monsters Midnight Feast, Wizards In The West, Butterflies Don't Chew Bubblegum and The Whens. View his Profile.

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