* Why did the girl eat her math homework?
– The teacher told her it was a piece of cake.
* Why was the math book sad?
– It had too many problems!
* What do math teachers eat?
– Square meals!
* What did the witch doctor say to the mathematician?
* If you had 9 apples in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have?
– Really big hands!
* How do you make one vanish?
– Add a ‘g’ and it’s gONE!
* What do you call an empty parrot cage?
* What does the zero say to the the eight?
– Nice belt!
* What is T. Rex’s favorite number?
* How does the mathematician cut his hair?
– “Eclipse it” (He clips it!)
* Why do plants hate math?
– It gives them square roots.
* What do ducks use for math?
– A QUACK-ulator!
* Why do mathematicians like airlines?
– They love Pi-lots.
* Why did the girl wear glasses during math class?
– It improved di-vision!