* Why did the teacher marry the janitor?
– He swept her off her feet!
* How do you get straight A’s?
– Use a ruler!
* What do you do if a teacher rolls her eyes at you?
– Roll them back to her!
* Why did the clock in the cafeteria run slow?
– It always went back four seconds.
* What subject is the easiest for a witch?
* What do librarians take with them when they go fishing?
* Why didn’t the sun go to college?
– Because it already had a million degrees!
* Why was the broom late for school?
– He over swept.
* What do elves learn their first year in school?
– The elf-abet!
* What’s the worst thing you’re likely to find in the school cafeteria?
– The food!
* What is the world’s tallest building?
– The library. It has the most stories.
* What flies around the school at night?
– The alpha-bat!
* What did the cross eyed teacher say to the principal?
– “I can’t control my pupils!”
* Why can’t I achieve my dreams?
– My teacher won’t let me SLEEP in class!