School Jokes For Kids

school jokes for kids

* Why did the teacher marry the janitor?
– He swept her off her feet!

* How do you get straight A’s?
– Use a ruler!

* What do you do if a teacher rolls her eyes at you?
– Roll them back to her!

* Why did the clock in the cafeteria run slow?
– It always went back four seconds.

* What subject is the easiest for a witch?
– Spell-ing!

* What do librarians take with them when they go fishing?
– Bookworms

* Why didn’t the sun go to college?
– Because it already had a million degrees!

* Why was the broom late for school?
– He over swept.

* What do elves learn their first year in school?
– The elf-abet!

* What’s the worst thing you’re likely to find in the school cafeteria?
– The food!

* What is the world’s tallest building?
– The library. It has the most stories.

* What flies around the school at night?
– The alpha-bat!

* What did the cross eyed teacher say to the principal?
– “I can’t control my pupils!”

* Why can’t I achieve my dreams?
– My teacher won’t let me SLEEP in class!

About Author Steve Hanson

Steve Hanson is the author of The Dax and Zippa Series, Monsters Midnight Feast, Wizards In The West, Butterflies Don't Chew Bubblegum and The Whens. View his Profile.

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