Space Jokes For Kids

space jokes for kids

* Why couldn’t the astronaut book a room on the moon?
– It was full.

* What star wears sunglasses?
– A movie star!

* What is an astronauts favorite key on the keyboard?
– The space bar!

* What’s a light year?
– Same a regular year, but healthier for you.

* How do astronauts serve dinner?
– On flying saucers.

* What do planets like to read?
– Comet books!

* Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?
– He was looking for Pluto.

* What did Venus say to Saturn?
– Give me a ring!

* How many paperclips would it take to reach the moon?
– One, but it would have to be very large.

* What do you call a bug on the moon?
– A Luna-Tick!

* What do you call a crazy man in space?
– An astro-nut!

* How did the solar system hold up its pants?
– With an asteroid belt!

* When do astronauts eat their lunch?
– At launch time.

* What do planets sing?
– Nep-tunes!

* How do you know when the moon has enough to eat?
– It’s full.

About Author Steve Hanson

Steve Hanson is the author of The Dax and Zippa Series, Monsters Midnight Feast, Wizards In The West, Butterflies Don't Chew Bubblegum and The Whens. View his Profile.

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