Teeth Jokes For Kids

teeth jokes for kids

* Why did the king go to the dentist?
– To get his teeth crowned!

* What does a dentist do on a roller coaster?
– Braces himself

* Why does Dracula clean his teeth three times a day?
– To prevent bat breath.

* Why couldn’t the dentist help the girl who ate glue?
– Her lips were sealed!

* What did the dentist see at the North Pole?
– A molar bear

* What did the tooth say to the dentist when he left?
– Fill me in when you get back

* Why did the tree go to the dentist?
– To get a root canal.

* What time do you go to the dentist?
– Tooth Hurty! (2:30)

* What did the judge say to the dentist?
– Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?

* Who has the most dangerous job in Transylvania?
– Dracula’s dentist

* What does a dentist give an elephant with a sore tooth?
– Plenty of room!

* “Has your tooth stopped hurting yet?”
– I don’t know… the dentist kept it.

* What does a dentist call his X-rays?
– Tooth-pics!

* What did the Abominable Snowman eat after his tooth was pulled out?
– The dentist.

About Author Steve Hanson

Steve Hanson is the author of The Dax and Zippa Series, Monsters Midnight Feast, Wizards In The West, Butterflies Don't Chew Bubblegum and The Whens. View his Profile.

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