Lettuce Jokes For Kids

lettuce jokes for kids
Knock, Knock
Who’s there?
Lettuce
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in… we’re cold!

* Why did the lettuce go red?
– It saw the salad dressing.

* What did the Bacon say to the Tomato?
– Lettuce get together!

* What can you cook with epileptic lettuce?
– Seizure salad!

A man went to the doctors with lettuce hanging out of his ear. “That looks bad,” the doctor said. “This is just the tip of the iceberg!” the man replies.

About Author Steve Hanson

Steve Hanson is the author of The Dax and Zippa Series, Monsters Midnight Feast, Wizards In The West, Butterflies Don't Chew Bubblegum and The Whens. View his Profile.

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