* How do you make a dinosaur float?
– Put two scoops of ice cream on him!
* What do you get from an Alaskan cow?
– Ice Cream
* What’s the best way to stuff a Thanksgiving turkey?
– Take him out for ice cream!
* How do mathematicians eat ice cream?
– In a CONE.
Ice Cream who?
Ice Cream if you don’t open the door soon.
Bert: Do you want any ice cream, Ernie?