Ice Cream Jokes For Kids

kids ice cream jokes

* How do you make a dinosaur float?
– Put two scoops of ice cream on him!

* What do you get from an Alaskan cow?
– Ice Cream

* What’s the best way to stuff a Thanksgiving turkey?
– Take him out for ice cream!

* How do mathematicians eat ice cream?
– In a CONE.

Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Ice Cream.
Ice Cream who?
Ice Cream if you don’t open the door soon.

Bert: Do you want any ice cream, Ernie?
Ernie: Sherbert.

About Author Steve Hanson

Steve Hanson is the author of The Dax and Zippa Series, Monsters Midnight Feast, Wizards In The West, Butterflies Don't Chew Bubblegum and The Whens. View his Profile.

3 thoughts on “Ice Cream Jokes For Kids

    • Hey Alexa. I have dozens of joke books on my shelves and all my friends know to tell me good ones when they come across them. I also performed “improv” comedy for a year where we had to come up with jokes on the spot. So these jokes come from hundreds of different sources and a lifetime of listening to jokes. I also try to only include ones I think are funny. Glad you enjoyed them because I always laugh typing them up.

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