Circus Jokes For Kids

kids circus jokes

* Did you hear about the girl who ran away with the circus?
– The police made her bring it back!

* Why did the clown eat his dollar bill?
– It was his lunch money.

* What happened when the magician got mad?
– He pulled out his hare!

* Why is it hard to hire a clown?
– They have big shoes to fill.

* What happened when the lion ate the clown?
– He felt funny!

* What’s pink and stuck between an elephant’s toes?
– Slow Clowns.

* What happened when a clown died?
– All his friends came to the funeral in one car.

* Did you hear about the human cannonball?
– He got fired!

About Author Steve Hanson

Steve Hanson is the author of The Dax and Zippa Series, Monsters Midnight Feast, Wizards In The West, Butterflies Don't Chew Bubblegum and The Whens. View his Profile.

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