* How do bees get to school?
– The school buzz!
* Why did the broom get poor grades in school?
– It was always sweeping during class!
* What do you get when you cross a teacher with a lion?
– I don’t know, but you better behave!
* What did you learn in school today?
– Not enough… I have to go back tomorrow!
* What’s a snake’s favorite subject?
* What’s a pirate’s favorite subject?
* Why was school easier for cave people?
– There was no history to study!
* What kind of teacher passes gas?
– A tutor!
* Why did the student bring scissors to class?
– He wanted to cut class!
Teacher: Where are the Great Plains located?
Student: At the great airports!
Teacher: A man left San Fransisco driving 200 mph and a woman left New York City driving 300 mph. Where did they meet?
Student: In jail!