Back To School Jokes For Kids

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* How do bees get to school?
– The school buzz!

* Why did the broom get poor grades in school?
– It was always sweeping during class!

* What do you get when you cross a teacher with a lion?
– I don’t know, but you better behave!

* What did you learn in school today?
– Not enough… I have to go back tomorrow!

* What’s a snake’s favorite subject?
– HISStory!

* What’s a pirate’s favorite subject?
– Arrrrrrt!

* Why was school easier for cave people?
– There was no history to study!

* What kind of teacher passes gas?
– A tutor!

* Why did the student bring scissors to class?
– He wanted to cut class!

Teacher: Where are the Great Plains located?
Student: At the great airports!

Teacher: A man left San Fransisco driving 200 mph and a woman left New York City driving 300 mph. Where did they meet?
Student: In jail!

About Author Steve Hanson

Steve Hanson is the author of The Dax and Zippa Series, Monsters Midnight Feast, Wizards In The West, Butterflies Don't Chew Bubblegum and The Whens. View his Profile.

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