* What do you call someone who eats school lunch everyday?
* What’s the only sandwich worse than school lunch?
– A knuckle sandwich!
* What do you call the lunch lady who fixes fruit?
– A cherry cobbler!
* What’s the difference between school lunches and a pile of slimy snails?
– School lunches are served on a plate!
* Did you hear about the students that could learn super quickly?
– They started bringing their own lunches the second day.
* What stops a lunchroom food fight?
– A peas treaty!
* What’s the worst thing about eating school lunch?
– The food!