School Lunch Jokes For Kids

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* What do you call someone who eats school lunch everyday?
– Starving!

* What’s the only sandwich worse than school lunch?
– A knuckle sandwich!

* What do you call the lunch lady who fixes fruit?
– A cherry cobbler!

* What’s the difference between school lunches and a pile of slimy snails?
– School lunches are served on a plate!

* Did you hear about the students that could learn super quickly?
– They started bringing their own lunches the second day.

* What stops a lunchroom food fight?
– A peas treaty!

* What’s the worst thing about eating school lunch?
– The food!

About Author Steve Hanson

Steve Hanson is the author of The Dax and Zippa Series, Monsters Midnight Feast, Wizards In The West, Butterflies Don't Chew Bubblegum and The Whens. View his Profile.

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