I wish there was a video game
that let me clean me room
with shiny mops and old dust pans
and dreary, deathly doom.
I want explosive mess-be-gones,
robotic cleaning whales.
They all know how to save the Earth
and vacuum with their tales.
But since there aren’t aliens
who’ve learned to make my bed
I guess I’ll have to just sit here
and play my games instead!