Halloween Jokes For Kids

halloween jokes for kids

* Why are graveyards noisy?
– Because of all the coffin!

* What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?
– Lots of blood tests!

* Why couldn’t the ghost see its mom and dad?
– They were trans-parents!

* What do you call two witches who share a broom?
– Broom mates.

* What room can’t ghosts go in?
– The “living” room!

* Why do witches use brooms?
– Vacuum cleaners are far too heavy!

* Why did the skeleton go to the barbecue?
– To get a spare rib.

* Why do vampires need mouthwash?
– They have bat breath.

* What did the mummy say to the detective?
– Let’s wrap this case up.

* What is a ghost’s favorite ride?
– A roller-ghoster.

* What witch is good when it’s dark?
– A lights-witch!

* What do you get when two skeletons dance in a biscuit tin?
– Noise!

* What are a ghost’s favorite pants?
– Boo jeans!

* What do you read on Halloween?
– Boo-ks

* What monster plays tricks on Halloween?
– Prank-enstein!

* What did the skeleton order with his drink?
– A mop.

* Why is a cemetery a great place to write a story?
– There are so many plots there!

* Why did the vampires cancel the baseball game?
– They couldn’t find their bats.

* What do ghosts eat for dinner?
– Spook-getti!

* Where do ghosts get their mail?
– At the ghost office.

* What can you say about a horrible mummy joke?
– It Sphinx!

* What do witches put on their hair?
– Scare spray!

About Author Steve Hanson

Steve Hanson is the author of The Dax and Zippa Series, Monsters Midnight Feast, Wizards In The West, Butterflies Don't Chew Bubblegum and The Whens. View his Profile.

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