Kids Jokes about the Queen

Queen Jokes For Kids Crown

* What’s a royal pardon?
– What you say when a Queen burbs!

* Why is England the wettest country?
– The queen has reigned for years!

* Where do kings and queens get crowned?
– On the head!

* Where does the Queen keep her armies?
– Up her sleevies.

* What do people say if a knight in shining armor gets killed?
– Rust in peace!

* Who made King Arthur’s round table?
– Sir-Cumference

* What has six legs, four ears and a suit of armor?
– A king on horseback!

* When is a piece of wood like a king?
– When it’s the ruler!

* What is the first thing a queen does when she comes to the throne?
– Sits down!

Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Queen?
Queen who?
Queen your room. It’s filthy!

About Author Steve Hanson

Steve Hanson is the author of The Dax and Zippa Series, Monsters Midnight Feast, Wizards In The West, Butterflies Don't Chew Bubblegum and The Whens. View his Profile.

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