Jokes for Kids about Water

kids jokes about water

* Where can you find an ocean with no water?
– On a map!

* What kind of rocks are never under water?
– Dry ones!

* Why are some fish at the bottom of the ocean?
– They dropped out of school!

* What runs, but never walks?
– Water!

* What did the ocean say to the beach?
– Nothing, it just waved!

* What do mermaids sleep on?
– Water beds!

* What do you get when you throw a billion books into the ocean?
– A title wave!

* What kind of hair did the ocean have?
– Wavy!

* Who cleaned the bottom of the ocean?
– A Mer-Maid

* Why were the student’s grades underwater?
– They were all below C level.

* What happens if you throw a white hat into the Black Sea?
– It gets wet!

Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Water?
Water who?
Water you waiting for? Open the door!

About Author Steve Hanson

Steve Hanson is the author of The Dax and Zippa Series, Monsters Midnight Feast, Wizards In The West, Butterflies Don't Chew Bubblegum and The Whens. View his Profile.

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