* Where can you find an ocean with no water?
– On a map!
* What kind of rocks are never under water?
– Dry ones!
* Why are some fish at the bottom of the ocean?
– They dropped out of school!
* What runs, but never walks?
* What did the ocean say to the beach?
– Nothing, it just waved!
* What do mermaids sleep on?
– Water beds!
* What do you get when you throw a billion books into the ocean?
– A title wave!
* What kind of hair did the ocean have?
* Who cleaned the bottom of the ocean?
– A Mer-Maid
* Why were the student’s grades underwater?
– They were all below C level.
* What happens if you throw a white hat into the Black Sea?
– It gets wet!
Water you waiting for? Open the door!