Jokes for Kids about Fish

Kids Fish Jokes

* What do you call a fish with a tie?
– So-FISH-ticated

* What do you get when you cross fish and an elephant?
– Swimming trunks.

* What part of a fish weighs the most?
– The scales!

* Where are most fish found?
– Between their head and tail!

* Why don’t oysters share their pearls?
– They’re shellfish!

* What do sea monsters eat?
– Fish and ships.

* What do you call a fish without an eye?
– Fsh!

* What do maps and fish have in common?
– They both have scales!

* How does an octopus go to war?
– Well-armed!

* What’s the difference between a piano and a fish?
– You can tune a piano, but you can’t tuna fish!

* Why don’t fish like basketball?
– They’re afraid of the net!

* What’s the musical part of a fish?
– The scales!

* How do you get an oyster to the hospital?
– In a clam-bulance!

… If you think of a better fish pun, let minnow…

About Author Steve Hanson

Steve Hanson is the author of The Dax and Zippa Series, Monsters Midnight Feast, Wizards In The West, Butterflies Don't Chew Bubblegum and The Whens. View his Profile.

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