Thanksgiving Jokes For Kids

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* Why do pilgrims’ pants fall down?
– They wear their belt buckles on their hats!

* What should you wear to Thanksgiving dinner?
– A har-vest!

* Why did the scarecrow win the Nobel Prize?
* He was out standing in his field!

* What’s a pumpkin’s favorite sport?
– Squash!

* How do you grow mashed potatoes?
– Run over your field with a steamroller!

* Where did the Pilgrims stand when they landed?
– On their feet!

* If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?
– Pilgrims!

* What is Dracula’s favorite holiday?
– Fangs-giving!

* What did baby corn say to mama corn?
– Where’s popcorn?

* Where did the first corncob come from?
– The stalk brought it!

* What smells the best at Thanksgiving dinner?
– Your nose!

* What’s the difference between a pirate and a cranberry farmer?
– A pirate buries his treasure, but a cranberry farmer treasures his berries.

About Author Steve Hanson

Steve Hanson is the author of The Dax and Zippa Series, Monsters Midnight Feast, Wizards In The West, Butterflies Don't Chew Bubblegum and The Whens. View his Profile.

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