Turkey Jokes For Kids

turkey jokes for kids

* Why did the turkey play drums?
– He already had drumsticks!

* What sound does a turkey’s phone make?
– Wing! Wing!

* What do you call it when it rains turkeys?
– Foul weather!

* What side of a turkey has the most feathers?
– The outside!

* Why do turkeys always “gobble, gobble”?
– They never learned good table manners!

* What key won’t open any door?
– A turkey!

* Why did the Pilgrims eat turkey for Thanksgiving?
– The moose wouldn’t fit in their oven!

About Author Steve Hanson

Steve Hanson is the author of The Dax and Zippa Series, Monsters Midnight Feast, Wizards In The West, Butterflies Don't Chew Bubblegum and The Whens. View his Profile.

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