* Why does Santa go down the chimney?
– It SOOTS him!
* Why is it cold during Christmas?
– It’s Decemberrrr!
* What nationality is Santa?
– North Polish
* Who says, “Oh, Oh, Oh?”
– Santa walking backwards!
* Where does Santa stay when he’s on vacation?
– A Ho-ho-tel!
* What is Santa’s dog called?
– Santa Paws!
* What’s instrument do reindeers play?
* What did the bald man say when he got a comb for Christmas?
– Thanks! I’ll never part with it!
* What’s the best Christmas present?
– A broken drum… you can’t beat it!
* Why is Santa so good at karate?
– He has a black belt!
* What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?
– A Holly Davidson!
* What does Christmas have in common with a cat living on a beach?
– Sandy claws!
* What do monkeys sing at Christmas?
– Jungle bells, jungle bells!
* Where does Santa vote?
– The North Poll!
* What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?
– A cookie sheet!
* Which reindeer has bad manners?