Christmas Jokes For Kids

christmas jokes for kids

* Why does Santa go down the chimney?
– It SOOTS him!

* Why is it cold during Christmas?
– It’s Decemberrrr!

* What nationality is Santa?
– North Polish

* Who says, “Oh, Oh, Oh?”
– Santa walking backwards!

* Where does Santa stay when he’s on vacation?
– A Ho-ho-tel!

* What is Santa’s dog called?
– Santa Paws!

* What’s instrument do reindeers play?
– Horns!

* What did the bald man say when he got a comb for Christmas?
– Thanks! I’ll never part with it!

* What’s the best Christmas present?
– A broken drum… you can’t beat it!

* Why is Santa so good at karate?
– He has a black belt!

* What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?
– A Holly Davidson!

* What does Christmas have in common with a cat living on a beach?
– Sandy claws!

* What do monkeys sing at Christmas?
– Jungle bells, jungle bells!

* Where does Santa vote?
– The North Poll!

* What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?
– A cookie sheet!

* Which reindeer has bad manners?
– RUDEolph!

About Author Steve Hanson

Steve Hanson is the author of The Dax and Zippa Series, Monsters Midnight Feast, Wizards In The West, Butterflies Don't Chew Bubblegum and The Whens. View his Profile.

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