Teacher Jokes For Kids

teacher jokes for kids

* What happened to the math teacher’s plant?
– It grew square roots!

* What happened to the teacher who took the school bus home?
– The police made her bring it back!

* What’s the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?
– Getting lost!

* Did you hear about the teach who took attendance?
– He was ABSENT-minded.

* Why did the children eat their homework?
– The teacher said it was a piece of cake.

* Why did the snake get a detention?
– He was HISSpering!

* Why did the teacher write on the window?
– She wanted the lesson to be clear!

* What meals do math teachers eat?
– Square meals!

* What tests do witch teachers give?
– HEX-aminations

* Where did the music teacher leave her keys?
– In the piano!

* What is a math teacher’s favorite sum?
– Summer!

About Author Steve Hanson

Steve Hanson is the author of The Dax and Zippa Series, Monsters Midnight Feast, Wizards In The West, Butterflies Don't Chew Bubblegum and The Whens. View his Profile.

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