Jokes for Kids about Horses

horse jokes for kids

* What did the horse say when it fell?
– I’ve fallen and I can’t giddyup!

* What do you give a sick horse?
– Cough stirrup.

* Which horses only go out at night?
– Nightmares!

* What do you call a pony with a sore throat?
– A little hoarse.

* What sickness do horses hate the most?
– Hay fever!

* What does it mean if you found a horseshoe?
– A horse is walking around in his socks!

* Which side of the horse has the most hair?
– The outside!

* How long are a horse’s legs?
– Long enough to reach the ground!

* What do you call a horse that lives next door?
– A NEIGH-bour.

* When does a horse talk?
– Whinny wants to!

* Why did the horse cross the road?
– Somebody shouted hay!

* Why do people ride horses?
– Because they’re too heavy to carry!

About Author Steve Hanson

Steve Hanson is the author of The Dax and Zippa Series, Monsters Midnight Feast, Wizards In The West, Butterflies Don't Chew Bubblegum and The Whens. View his Profile.

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