* What did the beach say to the wave?
– Long tide, no sea!
* What did Cinderella wear when she swam in the ocean?
– Glass flippers!
* What do you call a lazy crayfish?
– A slobster!
* Why did the octopus cross the road?
– To get to the other tide.
* What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea?
– It gets wet.
* What do sea monsters eat?
Fish and ships!
* What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?
– A nervous wreck
* What kind of hair do oceans have?
– What did the magician say to the fisherman?
– Pick a cod, any cod!
* What’s the most popular TV show in the ocean?
– Whale of fortune!
* What did one wave say to the other wave?
– Nothing. It waved!
* How do you make an octopus laugh?
– With TEN-tickles!
* Why did the lobster blush?
– Because the sea weed!
* What did one tide pool say to the other tide pool?
– Show me your mussels.