Ocean Jokes For Kids

ocean jokes for kids

* What did the beach say to the wave?
– Long tide, no sea!

* What did Cinderella wear when she swam in the ocean?
– Glass flippers!

* What do you call a lazy crayfish?
– A slobster!

* Why did the octopus cross the road?
– To get to the other tide.

* What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea?
– It gets wet.

* What do sea monsters eat?
Fish and ships!

* What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?
– A nervous wreck

* What kind of hair do oceans have?
– Wavy!

– What did the magician say to the fisherman?
– Pick a cod, any cod!

* What’s the most popular TV show in the ocean?
– Whale of fortune!

* What did one wave say to the other wave?
– Nothing. It waved!

* How do you make an octopus laugh?
– With TEN-tickles!

* Why did the lobster blush?
– Because the sea weed!

* What did one tide pool say to the other tide pool?
– Show me your mussels.

About Author Steve Hanson

Steve Hanson is the author of The Dax and Zippa Series, Monsters Midnight Feast, Wizards In The West, Butterflies Don't Chew Bubblegum and The Whens. View his Profile.

3 thoughts on “Ocean Jokes For Kids

  1. i love your jokes. there hilarious and the mad libs. my sister and i have the best time reading the jokes and making mad libs.

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