Alien Jokes For Kids

alien jokes for kids

* How do you get an alien to sleep?
– Rocket!

* What do you call an alien with three eyes?
– An aliiien!

* What do you call a space ship that drips water?
– A crying saucer!

* Where do aliens go to school?
– Universe-ities!

* What did the alien say to the garden?
– Take me to your weeder!

* What do aliens wear to weddings?
– Space suits!

* What is an alien’s favorite website?
– Space-book!

* What do you say to a two-headed alien?
– Hello! Hello!

* What do aliens like to drink?
– Gravi-tea!

About Author Steve Hanson

Steve Hanson is the author of The Dax and Zippa Series, Monsters Midnight Feast, Wizards In The West, Butterflies Don't Chew Bubblegum and The Whens. View his Profile.

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