* How do you get an alien to sleep?
* What do you call an alien with three eyes?
– An aliiien!
* What do you call a space ship that drips water?
– A crying saucer!
* Where do aliens go to school?
* What did the alien say to the garden?
– Take me to your weeder!
* What do aliens wear to weddings?
– Space suits!
* What is an alien’s favorite website?
* What do you say to a two-headed alien?
– Hello! Hello!
* What do aliens like to drink?