St. Patrick’s Day Jokes For Kids

St. Patrick's Day Jokes For Kids

* What do you get if you cross poison ivy with a four-leaf clover?
– A rash of good luck!

* What did one Irish ghost say?
– ‘Top o’ the moaning!

* Why can’t you iron a four-leaf clover?
– Because you shouldn’t press your luck!

* What does Ireland have more of than any other country?
– Irishmen!

* Why did St. Patrick drive all the snakes out of Ireland?
– It was too far to walk!

* What is Irish and left on the lawn?
– Paddy O’Furniture!

* Where would you find a leprechaun baseball team?
– In the Little League!

* What do you call a clumsy Irish dance?
– A jig mistake!

* Where can you always find gold?
– In the dictionary!

* What did the leprechaun put in the vending machine?
– A lepre-coin!

* Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patty’s Day?
– Because real rocks are too heavy!

* How did the leprechaun go to the moon?
– In a sham-rocket!

* What does it mean when you find a horseshoe?
– Some poor horse is going barefoot!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Irish Who?
Irish you a happy St. Patrick’s Day!

About Author Steve Hanson

Steve Hanson is the author of The Dax and Zippa Series, Monsters Midnight Feast, Wizards In The West, Butterflies Don't Chew Bubblegum and The Whens. View his Profile.

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