Library Jokes For Kids

library jokes for kids

* Why does an elephant use her trunk as a bookmark?
– Then she NOSE where she stopped reading!

* What do planets like to read?
– Comet books.

* Why was the dinosaur afraid to go to the library?
– His books were 65 million years overdue.

* What vegetables do librarians like?
– Quiet peas!

* Where does a librarian sleep?
– Between the covers!

* What building has the most stories?
– The library!

* Where was the librarian when the lights went out?
– In the dark!

* What does a book do in the winter?
– Puts on a book jacket!

* What do librarians take fishing?
– Bookworms!

* Why didn’t the burglar break into the library?
– He was afraid he’d get a long sentence!

* What does the librarian say when she has to leave?
– Time to book!

* Why did people stop going to the library?
– It was all booked!

* Why did the ghost come back to the library every day?
– She went through her books too quickly!

About Author Steve Hanson

Steve Hanson is the author of The Dax and Zippa Series, Monsters Midnight Feast, Wizards In The West, Butterflies Don't Chew Bubblegum and The Whens. View his Profile.

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