* When do monkeys fall from the sky?
– During APE-ril showers!
* If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?
* What’s a baby chick’s favorite plant?
* What do you call it when it rains chickens and ducks?
– FOUL weather!
* When do people use trampolines?
– Spring time!
* What do you get when you plant kisses?
* Why is everyone so tired on April 1?
– They just finished a 31 day March!
* What goes up when the rain comes down?
– An umbrella!
* What bow can’t be tied?
– A rainbow!
* What letter is like a spring flower?
– The letter A because a bee comes after it.
* Can February March?
– No, but April May!
* What falls but never gets hurt?
– The rain!