Spring Jokes for Kids

spring jokes for kids

* When do monkeys fall from the sky?
– During APE-ril showers!

* If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?
– Pilgrims!

* What’s a baby chick’s favorite plant?
– EGG-plants!

* What do you call it when it rains chickens and ducks?
– FOUL weather!

* When do people use trampolines?
– Spring time!

* What do you get when you plant kisses?
– Tulips!

* Why is everyone so tired on April 1?
– They just finished a 31 day March!

* What goes up when the rain comes down?
– An umbrella!

* What bow can’t be tied?
– A rainbow!

* What letter is like a spring flower?
– The letter A because a bee comes after it.

* Can February March?
– No, but April May!

* What falls but never gets hurt?
– The rain!

About Author Steve Hanson

Steve Hanson is the author of The Dax and Zippa Series, Monsters Midnight Feast, Wizards In The West, Butterflies Don't Chew Bubblegum and The Whens. View his Profile.

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