Birthday Jokes For Kids

Birthday Jokes For Kids

* What is the left side of a birthday cake?
– The side that’s not eaten!

* What has wings, a long tail, and wears a bow?
– A birthday pheasant!

* Why did the birthday cake go to the doctor?
– It was feeling crumby!

* Where do you find a birthday present for a cat?
– In a cat-alogue!

* What does every happy birthday end with?
– The letter Y.

* Why did the boy hit his birthday cake with a hammer?
– It was pound cake!

* What did the bald man say when he got a comb for his birthday?
– Thanks. I’ll never part with it!

* What does a clam do on his birthday?
– He shell-abrates!

* What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?
– Angel food cake!

* What do you get every birthday?
– Another year older!

* What did the Teddy Bear say after blowing out his birthday candles?
– No cake for me… I’m stuffed!

* How can you tell if an elephant’s been to your birthday party?
– He left footprints in the ice cream!

* Does a green candle burn longer than a yellow one?
– No, they both burn shorter!

* What birthday cake is as hard as a rock?
– A marble cake!

* Why didn’t the caveman send birthday cards?
– The stamps kept falling off his rocks!

* Why do we put candles on top of birthday cakes?
– It’s too hard to put them on the bottom!

Knock-knock!
Who’s there?
Wanda!
Wanda who?
Wanda wish you a happy birthday!

About Author Steve Hanson

Steve Hanson is the author of The Dax and Zippa Series, Monsters Midnight Feast, Wizards In The West, Butterflies Don't Chew Bubblegum and The Whens. View his Profile.

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