* What’s the difference between Batman and a robber?
– Batman can go into a store without robin!
* What does Spiderman do for a living?
– He’s a web designer!
* What is a superhero’s favorite drink?
– Fruit punch!
* When does Poison Ivy change her underwear?
– When they are soiled!
* What is it called when Iron Man does a cart wheel?
– A Ferrous Wheel!
* What is Spider-Man’s favorite month?
* What do you get if you cross the man of steel with veggie broth?
* What is a villain’s favorite part of the joke?
– The punch line!
* What superhero uses public transportation?
– BUS Lightyear!
* What would you find in Superman’s bathroom?
– A Superbowl!
* Why doesn’t Superman have many friends?
– He wears his underwear over his pants!
* Why did Bruce’s date go badly?
– He has BAT breath!
* What does a superhero put in their drink?
– Just ice!
* Why couldn’t Batman go fishing?
– Robin ate all the worms!