Doctor Jokes For Kids

Doctor Jokes for Kids

* What do you give a sick pig?
– Oink-ment!

* Why did the house go to the doctor?
– It had a window pane!

* Doctor, Doctor! How do I stop my nose from running?
– Stick your foot out and trip it!

* What does a dentist call his X-rays?
– Tooth pics!

* When does a doctor get mad?
– When he runs out of patients!

* Why did the bee keeper go to the doctor?
– She had hives!

* Doctor, Doctor! I feel like an apple.
– We’ll get to the core of this!

* Did you hear about the boy who felt like a pony?
– He was just a little hoarse!

* What did the doctor say to the patient after surgery?
– That’s enough out of you!

* What’s the best time to go to the dentist?
– 2:30 (Tooth hurty!)

* What did one tonsil say to the other tonsil?
– Let’s dress up! The doctor is taking us out!

* Doctor, Doctor! My son just swallowed a roll of film!
– Let’s hope nothing develops!

* Why didn’t the girl say she ate glue?
– Her lips were sealed!

* What’s white, furry, and shaped like a tooth?
– A molar bear!

* Doctor, Doctor! I think I’m a burglar!
– Have you taken anything for it?

* What do you give a sick bird?
– Tweet-ment!

* Where does a boat go when it’s sick?
– To the dock!

* Why did the book go to the doctor?
– He broke his spine!

* What did the psychologist say to the curtain?
– Pull yourself together!

About Author Steve Hanson

Steve Hanson is the author of The Dax and Zippa Series, Monsters Midnight Feast, Wizards In The West, Butterflies Don't Chew Bubblegum and The Whens. View his Profile.

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