* How do flocks of crows stay together?
* How does a penguin build a house?
– Igloos it together!
* Why was the crow on a telephone pole?
– He wanted to make a caw!
* What do you get if you cross a parrot and a shark?
– A bird that talks your ear off!
* Why did the owl say, “Tweet, tweet?”
– He didn’t give a hoot!
* What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?
– A fire-quaker!
* How does a penguin make pancakes?
– With flippers!
* Someone said you sounded like an owl.
* Why do pelicans carry fish in their beaks?
– They don’t have any pockets!
* Who’s a penguin’s favorite Aunt?
* What kind of bird doesn’t need a comb?
– A bald eagle.
* What’s an owl’s favorite subject?
* Where do penguins watch movies?
– At dive-in theatres!
* What do you call a funny chicken?
– A comedi-hen!