Kids Jokes about Birds

kids jokes about birds

* How do flocks of crows stay together?
– Vel-crow!

* How does a penguin build a house?
– Igloos it together!

* Why was the crow on a telephone pole?
– He wanted to make a caw!

* What do you get if you cross a parrot and a shark?
– A bird that talks your ear off!

* Why did the owl say, “Tweet, tweet?”
– He didn’t give a hoot!

* What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?
– A fire-quaker!

* How does a penguin make pancakes?
– With flippers!

* Someone said you sounded like an owl.
– Who?

* Why do pelicans carry fish in their beaks?
– They don’t have any pockets!

* Who’s a penguin’s favorite Aunt?
– Aunt-Arctica!

* What kind of bird doesn’t need a comb?
– A bald eagle.

* What’s an owl’s favorite subject?
– Owl-gebra!

* Where do penguins watch movies?
– At dive-in theatres!

* What do you call a funny chicken?
– A comedi-hen!

About Author Steve Hanson

Steve Hanson is the author of The Dax and Zippa Series, Monsters Midnight Feast, Wizards In The West, Butterflies Don't Chew Bubblegum and The Whens. View his Profile.

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