* What do polar bears eat for lunch?
– Ice berg-ers!
* What’s a potato’s motto?
– If at first you don’t succeed, fry, fry again!
* How do you stop someone from stealing your grill?
– With a burger alarm!
* How do you make a hamburger laugh?
– Pickle it!
* What day do potatoes hate the most?
* Did you hear about the hamburger patty who told funny jokes?
– He was on a roll!
* Where were the first French Fries made?
– In Greece!
* Why was the cheeseburger sad?
– It had blue cheese!
* What do you call a pig thief?
– A hamburglar!
* What do you call a nice french fry?
– A sweet potato!