Hamburger & Fry Jokes for Kids

kids jokes about hamburgers

* What do polar bears eat for lunch?
– Ice berg-ers!

* What’s a potato’s motto?
– If at first you don’t succeed, fry, fry again!

* How do you stop someone from stealing your grill?
– With a burger alarm!

* How do you make a hamburger laugh?
– Pickle it!

* What day do potatoes hate the most?
– Fry-day!

* Did you hear about the hamburger patty who told funny jokes?
– He was on a roll!

* Where were the first French Fries made?
– In Greece!

* Why was the cheeseburger sad?
– It had blue cheese!

* What do you call a pig thief?
– A hamburglar!

* What do you call a nice french fry?
– A sweet potato!

About Author Steve Hanson

Steve Hanson is the author of The Dax and Zippa Series, Monsters Midnight Feast, Wizards In The West, Butterflies Don't Chew Bubblegum and The Whens. View his Profile.

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