* What’s a pirate’s favorite cheese?
* What do you call sad cheese?
– Blue cheese!
* What did the queen say when a man threw cheese at her?
– How dairy!
* What do you call cheese that is acting crazy?
– A basket queso!
* What’s the pope’s favorite cheese?
– Swiss. It’s holy!
Cheese a jolly good fellow!
* What do you call cheese that isn’t yours?
– Nacho Cheese!
* What do witches put on their bagels?
– Scream cheese!
* When should you keep an eye on your cheese?
– When it’s up to no Gouda!
* What cheese is made backwards?
* Why didn’t the cheese want to get sliced?
– It had grater plans!
* What did the cheese say before having its picture taken?
* Why doesn’t cheddar like to party with crackers?
– Someone always cuts the cheese!