Cheese Jokes for Kids

Kids Jokes About Cheese

* What’s a pirate’s favorite cheese?
-Chedd-AAARGH!

* What do you call sad cheese?
– Blue cheese!

* What did the queen say when a man threw cheese at her?
– How dairy!

* What do you call cheese that is acting crazy?
– A basket queso!

* What’s the pope’s favorite cheese?
– Swiss. It’s holy!

Knock Knock
Who’s There?
Cheese!
Cheese Who?
Cheese a jolly good fellow!

* What do you call cheese that isn’t yours?
– Nacho Cheese!

* What do witches put on their bagels?
– Scream cheese!

* When should you keep an eye on your cheese?
– When it’s up to no Gouda!

* What cheese is made backwards?
– Edam!

* Why didn’t the cheese want to get sliced?
– It had grater plans!

* What did the cheese say before having its picture taken?
– People!

* Why doesn’t cheddar like to party with crackers?
– Someone always cuts the cheese!

About Author Steve Hanson

Steve Hanson is the author of The Dax and Zippa Series, Monsters Midnight Feast, Wizards In The West, Butterflies Don't Chew Bubblegum and The Whens. View his Profile.

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