* When is an apple grouchy?
– When it’s a crab apple!
* Why did the apple cry?
– It’s peelings were hurt!
* What Apple isn’t an Apple?
– A Pineapple!
* What did the apple skin say to the apple?
– I’ve got you covered
* What reads and lives in apples?
* What’s worse than finding a worm in your apple?
– Finding half a worm!
* How do you make an apple turnover?
– Roll it down hill!
* What is the left side of an apple?
– The part that you don’t eat!
* Why didn’t the worm go to Noah’s ark in an apple?
– Everyone had to go in PAIRS!