Apple Jokes For Kids

apple jokes for kids

* When is an apple grouchy?
– When it’s a crab apple!

* Why did the apple cry?
– It’s peelings were hurt!

* What Apple isn’t an Apple?
– A Pineapple!

* What did the apple skin say to the apple?
– I’ve got you covered

* What reads and lives in apples?
– Bookworms!

* What’s worse than finding a worm in your apple?
– Finding half a worm!

* How do you make an apple turnover?
– Roll it down hill!

* What is the left side of an apple?
– The part that you don’t eat!

* Why didn’t the worm go to Noah’s ark in an apple?
– Everyone had to go in PAIRS!

About Author Steve Hanson

Steve Hanson is the author of The Dax and Zippa Series, Monsters Midnight Feast, Wizards In The West, Butterflies Don't Chew Bubblegum and The Whens. View his Profile.

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