Chocolate Jokes For Kids

chocolate jokes for kids

* Why did the doughnut visit the dentist?
– He needed a chocolate filling!

* What do you call stolen cocoa?
– Hot chocolate!

* What fruit loves chocolate?
– A cocoa-nut!

* What did the astronaut say when he stepped on a chocolate bar?
– I just set foot on Mars!

* Why did the farmer buy a brown cow?
– He wanted chocolate milk!

* Which chocolate is in the baseball Hall of Fame?
– Babe Ruth!

* What dessert can fly a spaceship?
– A Chocolate Chip Wookiee!

* How can you tell there are chocolate chip cookies in the oven?
– There are M&M shells all over the floor!

About Author Steve Hanson

Steve Hanson is the author of The Dax and Zippa Series, Monsters Midnight Feast, Wizards In The West, Butterflies Don't Chew Bubblegum and The Whens. View his Profile.

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