* Why did the doughnut visit the dentist?
– He needed a chocolate filling!
* What do you call stolen cocoa?
– Hot chocolate!
* What fruit loves chocolate?
– A cocoa-nut!
* What did the astronaut say when he stepped on a chocolate bar?
– I just set foot on Mars!
* Why did the farmer buy a brown cow?
– He wanted chocolate milk!
* Which chocolate is in the baseball Hall of Fame?
– Babe Ruth!
* What dessert can fly a spaceship?
– A Chocolate Chip Wookiee!
* How can you tell there are chocolate chip cookies in the oven?
– There are M&M shells all over the floor!