* What should you bring to a party in the jungle?
– Chimps and dip!
* What did the banana say to the monkey?
– Nothing, bananas can’t talk!
* What do monkeys wear when they are cooking?
* Where should a monkey go when he loses his tail?
– To a retailer!
* What do you call a monkey with a wand?
– Hairy Potter!
* What do you call an angry monkey?
– Furious George!
* What kind of monkey flies?
– A hot air baboon!
* What do you call a monkey with a banana in each ear?
– Anything you want… he can’t hear you!
* What do you call a monkey that sells potato chips?
– A chipmunk!
* Where do monkeys get their gossip?
– Through the ape vine!
* Where does a baby ape sleep?
– In an apricot!
* Why do gorillas have such big nostrils?
– Because they have big fingers!