Monkey Jokes For Kids

monkey jokes for kids

* What should you bring to a party in the jungle?
– Chimps and dip!

* What did the banana say to the monkey?
– Nothing, bananas can’t talk!

* What do monkeys wear when they are cooking?
– Ape-rons!

* Where should a monkey go when he loses his tail?
– To a retailer!

* What do you call a monkey with a wand?
– Hairy Potter!

* What do you call an angry monkey?
– Furious George!

* What kind of monkey flies?
– A hot air baboon!

* What do you call a monkey with a banana in each ear?
– Anything you want… he can’t hear you!

* What do you call a monkey that sells potato chips?
– A chipmunk!

* Where do monkeys get their gossip?
– Through the ape vine!

* Where does a baby ape sleep?
– In an apricot!

* Why do gorillas have such big nostrils?
– Because they have big fingers!

About Author Steve Hanson

Steve Hanson is the author of The Dax and Zippa Series, Monsters Midnight Feast, Wizards In The West, Butterflies Don't Chew Bubblegum and The Whens. View his Profile.

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