* What is a king’s favorite weather?
* What does a cloud wear under his raincoat?
* Why did the woman open her purse in the park?
– She expected some change in the weather.
* What’s a tornado’s favorite game?
* Why did the hurricane wear a monocle?
– It only had one eye!
* How does the rain tie its shoes?
– With a rainbow!
* What did one raindrop say to the other?
– Two’s company. Three’s a cloud!
* What happens when it rains cats and dogs?
– You might step in a poodle!
* What goes up when the rain comes down?
– An umbrella!
* Why was the lightning bolt in the news?
– Are you sure you want to know… it’s shocking!
* What is the opposite of a cold front?
– A warm back!
* What did the tornado say to the washing machine?
– Want to go for a spin?
* Why should you avoid tornado chasers?
– They’re always passing wind.
* Why shouldn’t you fight with a cloud?
– He’ll storm out on you!