Storm, Rain, Weather Jokes for Kids!

weather storm jokes for kids

* What is a king’s favorite weather?
– Hail!

* What does a cloud wear under his raincoat?
– Thunderwear!

* Why did the woman open her purse in the park?
– She expected some change in the weather.

* What’s a tornado’s favorite game?
– Twister!

* Why did the hurricane wear a monocle?
– It only had one eye!

* How does the rain tie its shoes?
– With a rainbow!

* What did one raindrop say to the other?
– Two’s company. Three’s a cloud!

* What happens when it rains cats and dogs?
– You might step in a poodle!

* What goes up when the rain comes down?
– An umbrella!

* Why was the lightning bolt in the news?
– Are you sure you want to know… it’s shocking!

* What is the opposite of a cold front?
– A warm back!

* What did the tornado say to the washing machine?
– Want to go for a spin?

* Why should you avoid tornado chasers?
– They’re always passing wind.

* Why shouldn’t you fight with a cloud?
– He’ll storm out on you!

About Author Steve Hanson

Steve Hanson is the author of The Dax and Zippa Series, Monsters Midnight Feast, Wizards In The West, Butterflies Don't Chew Bubblegum and The Whens. View his Profile.

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