* Why couldn’t anyone call the zoo?
– All the phone lions were busy!
* What did the buffalo say to his kid when he went to work?
* What did one toad say to the other?
– Wart’s new?
* Why wasn’t the octopus at the zoo?
– He joined the ARMY!
* What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?
– A pie-thon!
* What do you call a crying Camel?
– A humpback wail!
* What are zoo’s floors made of?
* Where do sheep get their hair cut?
– At the baa baa shop!
* Where do kangaroos like to eat?
– At ihop!
* How can you trick a sheep?
– Pull the wool over his eyes!
* What happened when the owl lost his voice?
– He didn’t give a hoot!
* Where do cows go for lunch?
– The calf-eteria!