Zoo Jokes for Kids

zoo jokes for kids

* Why couldn’t anyone call the zoo?
– All the phone lions were busy!

* What did the buffalo say to his kid when he went to work?
– Bi-son!

* What did one toad say to the other?
Wart’s new?

* Why wasn’t the octopus at the zoo?
– He joined the ARMY!

* What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?
– A pie-thon!

* What do you call a crying Camel?
– A humpback wail!

* What are zoo’s floors made of?
– Rep-tiles!

* Where do sheep get their hair cut?
– At the baa baa shop!

* Where do kangaroos like to eat?
– At ihop!

* How can you trick a sheep?
– Pull the wool over his eyes!

* What happened when the owl lost his voice?
He didn’t give a hoot!

* Where do cows go for lunch?
– The calf-eteria!

If you are looking for animal jokes, I also have collections of bird jokes, cat jokes, chicken jokes, cow jokes, fish jokes, horse jokes, monkey jokes, and poodle jokes.

About Author Steve Hanson

Steve Hanson is the author of The Dax and Zippa Series, Monsters Midnight Feast, Wizards In The West, Butterflies Don't Chew Bubblegum and The Whens. View his Profile.

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