Bug Jokes For Kids

Bug Jokes For Kids

* How do fleas travel?
– By itch-hiking!

* What do you call a wasp?
– A wanna-bee!

* Why did the queen bee go to the doctor?
– She had hives!

* What is the greasiest bug?
– A butter-fly!

* What green bug jumps over cups?
– A glasshopper!

* Why did the bee cry?
– He missed his honey.

* What is the biggest ant in the world?
– An eleph-ant!

– What’s a moth’s favorite class at school?
– Moth-matics!

* How do bees brush their hair?
– With honey comb!

* Where do butterflies like to dance?
– Moth balls!

* Where do sick bees go?
– The wasp-ital!

* How do you know if a fly is an actor?
– He’s on the screen!

* What bugs live in clocks?
– Ticks!

About Author Steve Hanson

Steve Hanson is the author of The Dax and Zippa Series, Monsters Midnight Feast, Wizards In The West, Butterflies Don't Chew Bubblegum and The Whens. View his Profile.

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