Clothing Jokes for Kids

clothing jokes for kids

* Why shouldn’t you wear a cardboard belt?
– It’s a waist of paper!

* What’s the biggest problem with snow boots?
– They melt!

* What did one hat say to the other?
– You stay here. I’ll go on ahead!

* How do you warm up a room while you’re painting?
– Give it a second coat!

* What did the house wear?
– Address!

* Why shouldn’t you wear a cardboard belt?
– It’s a waist of paper!

* What kind of jacket does an octopus wear?
– An Army Jacket!

* Why did the golfer have an extra pair of pants?
– In case he got a hole in one!

About Author Steve Hanson

Steve Hanson is the author of The Dax and Zippa Series, Monsters Midnight Feast, Wizards In The West, Butterflies Don't Chew Bubblegum and The Whens. View his Profile.

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