Pirate Jokes for Kids

Pirate Jokes For Kids

* What did the pirate say when his wooden leg froze?
– Shiver me timbers!

* What was the pirate’s girlfriend called?
– Peggy!

* Why does it take pirates so long to learn the alphabet?
– They spend years at C!

* When does a pirate get a new ship?
– When it’s on sail!

* How much did the pirate pay for earrings?
– A buccaneer!

* Why was the pirate good at basketball?
– He had a great hook shot!

* Why couldn’t the pirates play cards?
– The were standing on the deck!

* What did the sea say to the Pirate Captain?
– Nothing. It waved!

* How much did the pirate pay for his hook and peg leg?
– An arm and a leg!

* Why are pirates called pirates?
– They just arrrrrgh!

About Author Steve Hanson

Steve Hanson is the author of The Dax and Zippa Series, Monsters Midnight Feast, Wizards In The West, Butterflies Don't Chew Bubblegum and The Whens. View his Profile.

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