* What did the pirate say when his wooden leg froze?
– Shiver me timbers!
* What was the pirate’s girlfriend called?
* Why does it take pirates so long to learn the alphabet?
– They spend years at C!
* When does a pirate get a new ship?
– When it’s on sail!
* How much did the pirate pay for earrings?
– A buccaneer!
* Why was the pirate good at basketball?
– He had a great hook shot!
* Why couldn’t the pirates play cards?
– The were standing on the deck!
* What did the sea say to the Pirate Captain?
– Nothing. It waved!
* How much did the pirate pay for his hook and peg leg?
– An arm and a leg!
* Why are pirates called pirates?
– They just arrrrrgh!