Music Jokes for Kids

music jokes for kids

* What was stolen from the music store?
– A steal drum and the lute!

* Where did the music teacher leave her keys?
– In the piano!

* How do you get a tuba from the ocean?
– With a tuba diver!

* What type of music are balloons scared of?
– Pop music!

* What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft?
– A flat minor!

* What’s the difference between a piano and a fish?
– You can tune a piano, but you can’t tuna fish!

* What do you call a horse that plays the violin?
– Fiddle on the Hoof!

* Why is slippery ice like music?
– If you don’t C sharp, you’ll B flat!

* Why did Mozart sell his chickens?
– They kept saying Bach, Bach!

* How do you make a band stand?
– Take their chairs away!

* How do you fix your tuba?
– With a tuba glue!

* What is Beethoven doing right know?
– Decomposing!

About Author Steve Hanson

Steve Hanson is the author of The Dax and Zippa Series, Monsters Midnight Feast, Wizards In The West, Butterflies Don't Chew Bubblegum and The Whens. View his Profile.

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