* What was stolen from the music store?
– A steal drum and the lute!
* Where did the music teacher leave her keys?
– In the piano!
* How do you get a tuba from the ocean?
– With a tuba diver!
* What type of music are balloons scared of?
– Pop music!
* What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft?
– A flat minor!
* What’s the difference between a piano and a fish?
– You can tune a piano, but you can’t tuna fish!
* What do you call a horse that plays the violin?
– Fiddle on the Hoof!
* Why is slippery ice like music?
– If you don’t C sharp, you’ll B flat!
* Why did Mozart sell his chickens?
– They kept saying Bach, Bach!
* How do you make a band stand?
– Take their chairs away!
* How do you fix your tuba?
– With a tuba glue!
* What is Beethoven doing right know?